I Caught the Trash on Fire
Old Our dads have always been older than us, so we've always seen them as old. And maybe fat. And bald. Definitely preachy. Could it be...
Love Your Neighbor as Your Flesh
Best Illustration of Skin When I was in tech school at Port Hueneme (why-knee-me), California, I made a good friend, Airman Finley. We...
Gender Reveal Today What's Your Guess?
Pink or Blue Small pieces of pink or blue paper are in that balloon right now. Confetti will reveal the gender of my next baby today....
You Gave Your Kids Life. Now Are You Sucking It Away?
Parenting I've been a dad for 8 months. What credibility do I have parenting? Zilch. I've been a son for 29 years and worked with youth...
Wildman Climbs El Capitan No Ropes
Wildman 3,000-foot tall rock wall. Four-hour climb. One chalk bag. Alex Honnold climbs mountains ropeless. That's my kind of guy. El...
I Pranked Amanda On Our Baby's Gender
First Baby We waited till the delivery room to find out the gender of our first. Right before Amanda's last push, the mid-wife asked our...
What the Heck Was This Rock Gym Doing in 2012?
Back in Twenty-Twelve When Gangnam Style lived. When Whitney Houston died. When Barack got re-elected. We got a business plan. NOSOTROS...
NEW Pre-Launch Vid Tomorrow - Sneak Peek Today
The Picture Above is Supposed to Look Cool As you know, we've been releasing a video on the first of each month that shares about the...
Funniest Pastor Joke I've Ever Seen
To Faithful Sunday I don't know what's up with the dudes in the chairs on stage. But I know this pastor-dude knocked them dead with that...
Eglin 13/13! Who Wants to Chip In & Buy an Airplane?
Fly Planes Our Eglin Annual fortnight training is over! Gracias Dios. We worked hard so planes can fly. Airplanes are awesome and it...
Eglin 12/13:Â Distant Dads Don't Make No Sense
Look @ That Face Graciana is cute and funny and playful. She's easy to love. Easy to miss. It's been almost two weeks since I've seen...
What Low-Level Airman Think About Trump's Ban on Transgenders
Airman #1: Dude, I just heard, I'm sorry Airman #2: What? Airman #1: They're kicking you out Airman #2: –Insert cussing– Media v. Reality...
Eglin 10/13: Girls Love Grilling (Cooking, Not Questioning)
I'm Talking To Amanda Last Night "Babe, it's Husbandry Wednesday tomorrow, what should I talk about?" Grilling. She liked the time I...
Eglin 9/13: Do Hotel Tightwads Succeed in Business?
Hotels I'm at the Eglin White Sands Hotel. Do I plan on taking a couple rolls of toilet paper home with me? Yes. I'm the guy who re-uses...
Eglin 8/14: Enjoy Your Pleasantries
Hotel Isn't Home Texting gets old. Phone calls get tense. You're not getting hugged. Time away from home blows. We've got one week down...
