I Pranked Amanda On Our Baby's Gender
- Peter Stancato III
- Aug 2, 2017
- 1 min read
First Baby
We waited till the delivery room to find out the gender of our first. Right before Amanda's last push, the mid-wife asked our final guesses. All four nurses in the room plus Amanda and I said boy. Graciana surprised us all.
Second Baby
This time, we're doing this hipster thing called a Gender Reveal Party. It's where you ask the doctor at your ultrasound to put the gender in an envelope. Then you take that envelope to the balloon man and tell him to put pink confetti in a balloon for a girl and the opposite for a boy. Finally, you take that balloon to your party to pop it and celebrate.
No Spite
I liked getting surprised in the delivery room and pushed for it again. Amanda liked the Gender Reveal route. We negotiated and went Gender Reveal. I didn't prank her out of spite. I just saw the opportunity and went for it.
What Happened Was
We went to the ultrasound together. The doctor put the gender in an envelope. Amanda went to the bathroom. I asked for another envelope.
Conclusion
Pranking your wife can be fun as long as she doesn't get hurt. We're talking physically and emotionally. Because nothing makes you feel dumber than making your lady cry.
Practical Prank Suggestions
Flour in hair dryer
Saran wrap over toilet
Ask if her refrigerator is running
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