I Pranked Amanda On Our Baby's Gender

First Baby

We waited till the delivery room to find out the gender of our first. Right before Amanda's last push, the mid-wife asked our final guesses. All four nurses in the room plus Amanda and I said boy. Graciana surprised us all.

Second Baby

This time, we're doing this hipster thing called a Gender Reveal Party. It's where you ask the doctor at your ultrasound to put the gender in an envelope. Then you take that envelope to the balloon man and tell him to put pink confetti in a balloon for a girl and the opposite for a boy. Finally, you take that balloon to your party to pop it and celebrate.

No Spite

I liked getting surprised in the delivery room and pushed for it again. Amanda liked the Gender Reveal route. We negotiated and went Gender Reveal. I didn't prank her out of spite. I just saw the opportunity and went for it.

What Happened Was

We went to the ultrasound together. The doctor put the gender in an envelope. Amanda went to the bathroom. I asked for another envelope.

Conclusion

Pranking your wife can be fun as long as she doesn't get hurt. We're talking physically and emotionally. Because nothing makes you feel dumber than making your lady cry.

Practical Prank Suggestions

• Flour in hair dryer

• Saran wrap over toilet

• Ask if her refrigerator is running

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