5, Maybe 6, Reasons Why Our 1st LADIES NIGHT this THUR Will Rock!

FIRST OF ALL, we're not calling it Ladies Night. We're calling it Mamacita's Night. Why? Because it sounds cooler. And it's what the ladies wanted. Here's what else they requested:

1. Chocolate. We'll have a bowl of it!

2. Music. Any girl can choose any song to play on our speakers!

3. Massages. We'll have a Massage Therapist and Chiropractor on site! Dr. Sara from Lakewood's Inspired Chiropractic & Wellness will be giving free posture scans before her masseuse will be giving free 5-minute chair massages. If you wish to have your massage last longer, you can pay $1 per minute after the first 5 that are free.

4. Virgin Daiquiri's. We don't have a Cabana Boy, but we'll probably have a middle-aged man working the blender. These will be Donation Daiquiri's! So donate any amount for your drink!

5. Climbing Instruction. We'll have two leading ladies present who are really good at introducing women to recreation. Laura DeFrain is a skilled climber and natural teacher. Jessica Lynn Suvak is a skilled climber and founder of the Green Girl Gang, a group meant to encourage women to get outside, protect the earth, travel and share their voice in adventure.

6. Deals. We'd like to offer 15% off to women. At first I thought this incentive would be a no-brainer sure-win. But in my research, I'm finding that all girls don't appreciate this gesture. Some say it's patronizing or demeaning. That's obviously not our intent. So here's how we'll settle this matter, if you're a lady and you want 15% off, it's available to you. If you'd like to pay full price, that's okay too.

Lastly, guys are still able to climb on Thursdays. Just stay away from the chocolate and you'll be safe.

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