Business Cake Birthday Jake
- Peter Stancato III
- Jul 11, 2017
- 1 min read

Tuesday
Our Content Calendar says today is Business Tuesday. Our American Calendar says today is Jake's birthday. Today we align two celebrations, business and birthday, update and bro-mate.
Business Update
Above is a picture of our gym's floor plan. Sky view. Index. Summary. Notes. Criteria. Code. This document will be reviewed by the Lakewood Commissioner shortly. It's all very exciting and all designed by Lakewood Architect, Jake Miley, BSCS.
Birthday Bro-mate
Today is Jake's birthday. How did I find out it was Jake's birthday? How do I find out most people's birthdays?

Conclusion
Thank you Facebook for your birthday algorithm. Thank you Jake for your design lyricism. May your plans be well received and your birthday be received well. Happy Birthday Broham.
Practical Suggestions
Wish Jake Happy Birthday
While you're at it, call your mom and thank her for birthing you
*BSCS: Baller-shot-caller-status
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